The 2023 Surly Thanksgiving Feast

The epic, no-holds-barred Surly Thanksgiving Feast is back. A massive meal crafted to serve 4-6 hungry people, this kit delivers everything you need, from the bird to the sides to the beer.

Your 2023 Menu:

  • 3 lbs smoked turkey w/jus, lemon-herb brined and smoked over oak
  • 2 qts white cheddar mashed potatoes with heavy cream and butter
  • 1 qt turkey demi gravy
  • 2 qts green bean casserole (like you thought we’d forget) w/smoked mushroom cream and crispy fried onions
  • 1 qt wild rice stuffing—mirepoix, thyme, chicken stock
  • 1 qt maple sage glazed carrots
  • 1 pint Pentagram cranberries
  • Cornbread w/honey butter
  • Pumpkin pie
  • 1 750 mL bottle of Feastbier 2023 (weizenbock aged in 1792 15-year Bourbon barrels)

Add-on Options:

  • 2 lbs dark meat w/jus, lemon-herb brined and smoked over oak

(You will need to provide your own weird cousin who always gets a little too excited talking about Forensic Files. You should still have Randy’s number.)

In the spirit of the holiday, Surly Gives a Damn will be matching all donations to Second Harvest Heartland food shelf up to $5,000. Details can be found on the order form!

The Feast sells out every year, so we would suggest ordering sooner rather than later. Order yours today!

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