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Our Commitment to Quality
Surly makes exceptional beers, and we bring that standard of excellence to producing high-quality THC products. Years of brewing experience are behind every product we make and why you can count on the quality and consistency of Take Five and Double Take. We test the potency of our products throughout the production process with our third-party lab partners. And we’ve done due diligence to ensure we can offer a superior THC product that complies with all Minnesota regulations.
We bring you tidings of great joy--Surly`s Darkness Variants are hitting the market as you read this. In boxed 16 oz. cans that slide gracefully into a loved one`s stocking and/or your own pint glass, these delicious riffs on our iconic imperial stout are a real gift.
Your 2024 Variants:
*COLA. Developed by Surly`s Francis Willette, this effervescent Darkness detour aged in bourbon barrels with vanilla, dried orange peel, cola flavoring, and demerara sugar. You`ll get a hint of orange and spice on the nose, with overtones approaching a Mexican Coke.
*DOUBLE BARREL. Literally. Darkness aged on Tattersall Rum and O`Shaughnessy Bourbon barrels, with a generous helping of vanilla to finish. Massive rum/bourbon notes, along with vanilla sweetness and woody oak.
*CHOCOLATE LIMONCELLO. Surly VP of Brewing Operations Ben Smith came up with the inspiration for this curveball on a trip to Italy, pairing lemon puree and cacao in a Darkness base, with time spent aging on French oak for good measure. The citrus aromatics and chocolate/coffee backbone echo drinks like espresso & tonic, but this is its own damn thing. We can`t wait for you to try it.
Look for all three variants at your preferred Surly outlet, and on draft in our Beer Hall this Wednesday.
As you tailgate in the cold today, a reminder that Furious and choppers go together like Kevin O`Connell and quarterback reclamation projects.
The Toys for Tots Drive is underway in the Beer Hall! Bring in a new, unwrapped toy(s), drop it in the big bin, and get a free beer or N/A beverage on us.
A couple fantastic deals in our retail store today through Cyber Monday!
1. BOGO on all our Take Five and Double Take offerings! Discount taken at checkout both in-store and online.
2. MYSTERY DEALS in the online store. Steep discounts on mystery hoodies, tees, and merch. Tell us your size, submit your order, and we`ll send you the goods.
Links in the bio!
THE SURLY GUIDE TO THANKSGIVING 2024
Thanksgiving is this week. Are you ready? The short answer is “No.” The long answer is “No, and shut up.” Winter weather, overcrowded airports, the startling fact that December starts on Sunday. It’s all barreling your way like a boulder rolling downhill. You look like you could use a beer. Some recommendations from an award-winning regional brewery can be found below:
SITUATION: The night before Thanksgiving/”Drinksgiving.” Everyone’s home to see the fam on Thursday, which means you get to hang with all your friends on Wednesday night. Unfortunately, the last time you did that, someone ordered shots that were basically scotch and kerosene. Twice. You woke up in a house that wasn’t yours in a town that wasn’t incorporated. You’re not that young anymore and you have a big day tomorrow.
SUGGESTED PAIRING: DOUBLE TAKE G&T AND DOUBLE TAKE TRANSFUSION. These limited-release social mocktails have 10mg and zero alcohol. Enjoy on ice or straight from the can. Carving the turkey without a hangover may take some getting used to, but we believe in you.
SITUATION: The "fun run." First of all, they only call it that because it rhymes. The only people who should be up this early are those hearty souls preparing the feast, but nope, someone decided signing up for a 5k/10k was a good idea. It’s cold outside. People are dressed like turkeys. This is madness. Calories aren’t even real today, what are you doing?
RECOMMENDATION: HOUSE BLEND NITRO COFFEE ALE. This collab with Peace Coffee is rich, roasty, and smooth. As the runners trudge past your house, shuffle out in your hoodie and pajama pants, raise your pint glass, and go back inside to snooze along with the dog and Al Roker.
More recommendations at the link in our bio!
Our annual Slightly Selfish Surly Gift Giving deal is live, in-store and online. Buy $50 in gift cards, get a $10 bonus card. Buy $100, get $25. What you do with the bonus cards is between you and Santa Claus. Link to purchase in bio.
OH MY GOD, THEY`RE TURKEYS!
Turns out we have enough them to make roughly 40-50 more of our Thanksgiving Meal Kits, so if you’re still looking to feed your people without spending all Thursday in the kitchen, place your order this weekend! Link in bio.
*no turkeys were pitched out of a helicopter in the making of our meal kits
The thing about our Double Take mocktails is that they taste great out of the can, but you can really bring out your inner bartender, too.
Look for Transfusion and G&T wherever you get Surly`s Double Take and Take Five beverages!
If we didn`t respond to your email in a timely manner today, it`s because we were out delivering Thanksgiving meals to Open Arms clients! Surly Gives A Damn volunteers dropped off their weekly meal PLUS a frozen turkey and fixings for the holiday.
@openarmsmn is a nonprofit that cooks and delivers free, nutritious meals to people living with life-threatening illnesses in the Twin Cities. We are, well, thankful to be partnering with them again this November!
Time is running out to order our titanic Thanksgiving Meal Kit for the season! Everything you could want in a meal for 4-6 hungry people, plus beer (Feastbier 2024 is a Wee Heavy aged in George Dickel whiskey barrels with vanilla).
Link to order in our bio.
Complimenting Tinucci on his old buzzcut in the comments is encouraged but not mandatory.
Welcome to Dorit’s Tavern.
Open from Wednesday, Dec. 4-Sunday, Jan. 5 on Surly’s second floor, it’s a holiday pop-up that’s been fed after midnight.
Instead of candy canes and cozy Hallmark endings, Dorit’s avoids direct sunlight and surrounds you with cold beers, killer pizza, jello shots, and a cast of unsavory characters. (You’ll be fine, just don’t spill water on them.)
This mid-‘80s holiday dive bar tribute is now taking reservations, link in our bio.
P.S. If anyone has Phoebe Cates’s email, please let us know, we’d love to have her bartend for a night.
Are you Winterized yet?
(Also, reminder that we`re doing a holiday season edition of our popular summer rebate: But any two Surly 12-packs, get $10 back via Venmo. Redeem at the link in our bio.)
On Friday, we`ll be halfway through November. You can look it up. We`ll wait.
See? The holiday party season is here with a vengeance, and our Scheid Hall event space is ready to host your gathering, be it corporate, family, a winter wedding, you name it.
To book your event today or make a referral for your company party (and snag a $50 Surly gift card for the effort), links are in our bio!
