In the spirit of other weekday timekillers like Minesweeper, Cosmo relationship quizzes, and doomscrolling, Surly offers the following Minnesota March Bingo Card. Some of these things are evergreen while some are very much specific to the month and year we’re all trying to get through. There are also a handful of non-subtle promotions for Surly beer, as it is our bingo card. Can you complete a row?
Winners will receive the satisfaction of a job well done. Maybe grab a Furious or one of the new Supremes out of the fridge and toast yourself while listening to the Power Loon. If they’re playing Bob Seger, you have to finish the beer. Those are the rules.