#rocketsurgery

Find Your New Trajectory

At Surly, we want to help you reach your goals and change your trajectory, be it in one day, one night, even Saturday’s all right. Introducing the Rocket Surgery Exam. If you have the base of knowledge to answer the questions below about Surly’s hazy ale, you’ll receive your Master’s Degree in Rocket Surgery.

(To be clear, by “base of knowledge” we mean “access to a can of Rocket Surgery and/or the internet.” )

This degree is suitable for framing, a better resume bullet than your time at Enron, and it gets you 20% off any purchase you make in our online store. By comparison, a degree from any Ivy League school gets you six figures in debt and 0% off in our online store. Tough shit, Dartmouth.

If you’re ready, sharpen your pencils and get to work. Online’s just fine, night time, any time.

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Perfect Machine

#BeerRelease

Cry havoc and let slip the hops of yore! Clean, hoppy, and devastating, Havoc Machine delivers an authentic West Coast IPA payload. Surly’s second seasonal of 2021 unleashes the classically dank and citrus-heavy assault of Cascade, Chinook, and Amarillo hops, wreaking havoc on the craft beer landscape. This perfect drinking machine, clear as a bell … Continued

The Hoppiest Place On Earth

#BeerRelease

Some say our beers are too hoppy. To that we say, “Damn straight.” The Hop Pack is the realization of this ideal. Our second variety pack of 2021 gives you all the hops you could ever want out of a 12-pack. Then we add more. In addition to Furious IPA, these three brand-new beers make … Continued

Surly Beer Hall Getting Ready to Reopen

#Beer Hall

Vaccines for all Minnesotans 16 and older. Increased restaurant capacity. Social gatherings. Governor Walz’s recent announcement that “normalcy is on the horizon, and that brighter days are ahead” has given much-needed hope to many small businesses across Minnesota, including Surly Brewing Co. After indefinitely closing the Surly beer hall, pizza place and event center in … Continued