#rocketsurgery

Find Your New Trajectory

At Surly, we want to help you reach your goals and change your trajectory, be it in one day, one night, even Saturday’s all right. Introducing the Rocket Surgery Exam. If you have the base of knowledge to answer the questions below about Surly’s hazy ale, you’ll receive your Master’s Degree in Rocket Surgery.

(To be clear, by “base of knowledge” we mean “access to a can of Rocket Surgery and/or the internet.” )

This degree is suitable for framing, a better resume bullet than your time at Enron, and it gets you 20% off any purchase you make in our online store. By comparison, a degree from any Ivy League school gets you six figures in debt and 0% off in our online store. Tough shit, Dartmouth.

If you’re ready, sharpen your pencils and get to work. Online’s just fine, night time, any time.

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