#rocketsurgery

Find Your New Trajectory

At Surly, we want to help you reach your goals and change your trajectory, be it in one day, one night, even Saturday’s all right. Introducing the Rocket Surgery Exam. If you have the base of knowledge to answer the questions below about Surly’s hazy ale, you’ll receive your Master’s Degree in Rocket Surgery.

(To be clear, by “base of knowledge” we mean “access to a can of Rocket Surgery and/or the internet.” )

This degree is suitable for framing, a better resume bullet than your time at Enron, and it gets you 20% off any purchase you make in our online store. By comparison, a degree from any Ivy League school gets you six figures in debt and 0% off in our online store. Tough shit, Dartmouth.

If you’re ready, sharpen your pencils and get to work. Online’s just fine, night time, any time.

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Supreme. To The Extreme.

#BeerRelease

Grapefruit Supreme, in the span of a couple short years, is now one of Surly’s cornerstone beers. Mango Supreme, released as part of our 2020 summer variety pack, was an immediate hit. How do you follow them up? You make a whole damn 12-pack out of Supreme. Introducing the Supreme Variety Pack, Surly’s newest year-round … Continued

Barrel-Aged Is Back

#BeerRelease

Darkness is a beer that earns its reputation. Malty and intense yet velvety smooth, our Russian imperial stout’s yearly release is a de facto holiday, and not just because it’s Halloween. It also plays well with others. It’s a perfect candidate for barrel-aging, which can accentuate all the aspects that make the O.G. Darkness so … Continued

We Have An Artist

#Art

We have a Darkness Artist! After judging entries from dozens of highly qualified artists and illustrators, we’ve found a successor to 2020 Darkness Artist Barbara Guttman. Congratulations to Justin Bergo, our 2021 Darkness Artist!   Here’s a little more about him in his own words. “I’m Justin Bergo and I’m a freelance artist working out of … Continued